I pledge NO Alliegance To Opulent.
Of the Glitch Killers of POTCO.
In Remembrance of the Sailing and Immortality Glitches.
I will avenge their Untimely Deaths by the Slayer.
One Cane, Under Juju.

DIE OPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day a chineese man came to America.. He wanted a job at Burger King.. But the manager said u need to speak 3 words of english before u can apply for a job here.. So the chineese man walks out and goes to a music store and learns (ME ME ME ME ME) Then he goes to a resteraunt and learns the words (forks and knives forks and knives) Then he goes to an Elictric store and learns(Plug it in Plug it in) then on his way back to burger king he sees a Police Officer standing next to a dead guy. And th… Continue

WHY AINT I IN THAT STORY HUH JACKIE IVE KNOW U LONGER THAN JINJA OR RED WOOD U ARE MEAN HAHAHHAA JK

GO PIRATES EITC STINKS

On this Pirate Warship, the guy in the crow's nest spotted an enemy ship.

"Captain Jack Calicomorrigan, EITC Behemoth spotted." Hargboar said.

"Ok, Jinja, go in my cabin and get my red shirt." Jack ordered.

As the warfare ensued, the motley crew fought and never lost a man.

After the battle, Captain Redwood asked Jack why he wore a red shirt.

"Well, Red, if you guys saw me bleeding, you guys wouldn't fight as hard because i was hurt." Jack responded.

The next day, there was another battle.… Continue