I saw their face expressionless then a wide smile. That was a nasty beasty wasn't it? Y-yeah i said in reply. What are you doing here he said. Money for my family. Ah the wife and kids eh? I was on that very same quest and I can help you. At this here cave, he pointed to his map, lies a treasure trove guarded by a demon. So we set out and I learned that my new companions name was Baltin. We arrived at the cave and slayed the demon, took the treasure and marched back home. When I arrived home I… Continue

It was a bright morning, when I set out. The village of Egeville was....wel....edgy. Walking out of the bank armed to the teeth, I gazed at my objective. My objective was to infiltrate the the wilderness, obtain glory and riches, and march home to my family. My name is Denlah. I am an ex-military general, feared by many, brave, powerful, and newly poor. The king of Argoune promised me enough money for the remainder of my life but, as the late-king is dead his orders were not carried out.…

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I pledge NO Alliegance To Opulent.
Of the Glitch Killers of POTCO.
In Remembrance of the Sailing and Immortality Glitches.
I will avenge their Untimely Deaths by the Slayer.
One Cane, Under Juju.

DIE OPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day a chineese man came to America.. He wanted a job at Burger King.. But the manager said u need to speak 3 words of english before u can apply for a job here.. So the chineese man walks out and goes to a music store and learns (ME ME ME ME ME) Then he goes to a resteraunt and learns the words (forks and knives forks and knives) Then he goes to an Elictric store and learns(Plug it in Plug it in) then on his way back to burger king he sees a Police Officer standing next to a dead guy. And… Continue

WHY AINT I IN THAT STORY HUH JACKIE IVE KNOW U LONGER THAN JINJA OR RED WOOD U ARE MEAN HAHAHHAA JK

GO PIRATES EITC STINKS

On this Pirate Warship, the guy in the crow's nest spotted an enemy ship.



"Captain Jack Calicomorrigan, EITC Behemoth spotted." Hargboar said.



"Ok, Jinja, go in my cabin and get my red shirt." Jack ordered.



As the warfare ensued, the motley crew fought and never lost a man.



After the battle, Captain Redwood asked Jack why he wore a red shirt.



"Well, Red, if you guys saw me bleeding, you guys wouldn't fight as hard because i was hurt." Jack… Continue